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ride or die

ride or die
ride or die
ride or die
ride or die

ride or die

laundry drops

BOGO sale!
buy 1 ride or die, get any 2nd bottle FREE. code: FREEPASS thru 12/07/23

let the good vibes in and keep those yay-holes in check. use this instant energy blocker on all your dirty laundry to help handle life’s chaos. made with pure, potent essential oils that bring in light and happiness like a metaphoric wall for you, your thoughts, your energy. use this anti-fungal formula as defense, offense or just because it smells so damn yummy.

powered by spicy-sweet pink pepper essential oil, this blend is our holy grail of energy shifters.

pssst… you get 59 loads of laundry per bottle! each 1-ounce bottle contains approximately 600 drops. we recommend using 10 drops per cycle in your washer for 59 loads per bottle. for the dryer, use 5 drops per load for 120 loads total. (for context, your average 32-ounce laundry freshener does only 32 loads.)

bonus: this anti-fungal, antibacterial formula doubles as a yoga mat cleaner when diluted with water.

made with love, light and no fuck you’s.

1 fl oz | 30 mL (~600 drops)

  • no. 64 aroma + energy.


    bright, clean and uplifting with the perfect hit of spice (we’re not going to say it smells so good you’ll want to do laundry, but… maybe…)


    uplifts, lightens and shifts to that peaceful, loving flow as it dials up the fourth chakra (your heart space, fearlessness and transformation)

  • when.

    • washer: add up to 10 drops with a capful of vinegar to your fabric softener dispenser.
    • dryer: add 4 to 5 drops on a wooly ball or dryer sheet

    pro tips.
    • make your own detergent: mix into a bottle of unscented detergent, adjusting drops to desired scent.
    • make your own fabric softener: add 20 to 30 drops to 1 gallon of white vinegar + shake. add 1 cup to rinse cycle for large loads or 1/2 cup for small loads.

  • ingredients.

    potent essential oils inside.
    • peppermint
    • pink pepper
    • eucalyptus

  • reviews.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 7 reviews
    Janene Jones Clapp

    This is the first time I have ordered from ‘not a kilt’. (LOVE the name!) Everything about ordering was easy, & the selection was great. I was looking for specific essential oil blends, and it was so nice finding them here and not having to search all over the internet for them. The prices were very reasonable and I even got a special price when ordering. I definitely will be ordering my essential oils from this company! Thank you!


    Smells wonderful!! First time buyer and I can’t wait to try the other scents 💚

    Pink pepper love

    I cannot get enough of this scent! I love how it can wipe out my teenaged son’s musk in the wash and not give an over powering smell.

    RH, Los Angeles

    I’m a celebrity massage therapist and I’ve been using these drops in the dryer on a wooly ball with my massage sheets and they come out smelling amazing. It gives so many great aromatherapy benefits during my massages and people love it.


    I used this scent in the wash with vinegar on clothes that smelled musty from storage and it completely took away the damp smell and made them super bright and awesome smelling.